Blasphemy

There are some things in life that are sacred and the corporations of man should not mess with. There are some things that are set in stone and should not be changed. There are some irrevocable truths. Shame on the shameless marketers who change what should be. Who fly in the face of traditions held closely.

The Dodge Charger was never meant to be a four door car. Until the newest "incarnation", the Dodge Charger always was and always should be a two door coupe. Could you imagine the "General Lee" a four door...? Come on...! That would be like making a four door Camaro, a four door Mustang or a four door Challenger. You did that one right, Mopar, what is up with the Charger?!?! Blasphemy. Or make the Mazda RX-7 a four door...? Oops, they did. Holy Crap.

Porsche automobiles are sports cars and racing cars. Whose bright idea was it to water down the lineage of the finest sports car in the world by making a crossover S.U.V....? S.U.V....? The Porsche is a sleek mid engine marvel of racing engineering and tradition. Ferrari and Bugatti are rolling over in there graves. That would be like making the Lamborghini Countach into a S.U.V. or a Ferrari 308 GTS into an S.U.V....?!?! Magnum P.I. driving a S.U.V....Arrrggghhh...

I am sure that if I read close enough in the Bible (Revelations), this trend is part of the last days and the end of the world as we know it.

Yeah, I know...